Hi, you can call me Yuumi.
Welcome to Ka*Wai. My name is Yuumi
(eyelash). Yes, yes, you might want to call me “yummy” not Yuumi….Saaa ….everybody does. I’m used to it. And yes, that really is my eyeball that’s staring at you on the left.
I’m a “double” although some might call me a “half,” that is, half Japanese and half American. I want to introduce you to some best or just the strangest Japanese and Asian sex items I run across while I surfing on my dayjob as a fashion editor here in Tokyo.
Why?
Well…..Sometimes you have to lick the razor to see if you are still sharp.

Surprise Tranny GM 350 wrote:
chicks with little dicks…
When I’m drunk, coeds and bosses fuck secretaries as well as b-b-b-ang in videos…
Posted on 17-Dec-06 at 1:55 am | Permalink
Blade wrote:
pregnant belly buttons…
Sing scat to cranks-hafts and give foot-jobs to scattered dipshit clits…
Posted on 17-Dec-06 at 1:58 am | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Well, thanks I guess to “Suprise Tranny” and “Blade” for their comments before I even posted.
Posted on 16-Jan-07 at 6:48 pm | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Ohhhh, I love it when you spam-bots talk dirty to me.
Posted on 16-Jan-07 at 6:52 pm | Permalink
m wrote:
wow. just looking around here. you are a minx!
Posted on 27-Mar-07 at 7:15 pm | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Ha, ha.
Me a “Minx”? Hardly.
Eat your heart out. You’re living in the wrong end of the world.
Posted on 29-Mar-07 at 7:22 pm | Permalink
m wrote:
what end of the world is that? the latest picture is stunning btw
Posted on 30-Mar-07 at 7:19 pm | Permalink
mark wrote:
Hi there, do u have msn to chat?
,-)
Posted on 10-Jul-07 at 1:42 am | Permalink
B-rown wrote:
B-rown…
OMG! I cannot believe it….
Posted on 23-Jul-07 at 12:43 pm | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Gee, Mr. Brown you reservoir dog, what is you “cannot believe”?
Posted on 24-Jul-07 at 10:15 am | Permalink
Basjohn wrote:
AVAST! It appears you get almost as much spammage as I of RoughToiletPaper fame! Of course mine seem to constantly be about subtlety titled products like MEGADIK (which I’m sure is just cough medicine or something) while yours range from bots spamming for me (I still don’t know how the heck that happened) to surprise transsexuals.
Posted on 16-Oct-07 at 7:22 am | Permalink
Go Fly wrote:
I would like to see you putting something in your manko. Something original. Is this possible?
Posted on 24-Oct-07 at 7:21 am | Permalink
Go Fly wrote:
I would like to see you put something (plastic, food, something original) in your manko and/or your sister’s manko. Is this possible?
Posted on 24-Oct-07 at 7:23 am | Permalink
Michael wrote:
Hey Yuumi! I came across your blog and think its great. You have some interesting posts here… lol.
I was wondering if you had an e-mail address I could write to? I plan on coming to Japan in a few months and have some questions regarding the Fashion industry in Tokyo. Please feel free to get back to me at mxj900 at hotmail dot com. I would love to correspond with you. Hope to hear from you soon!
-Michael
Posted on 29-Nov-07 at 3:28 pm | Permalink
\')/ * wrote:
eki bastos…
eki bastos…
Posted on 05-Dec-07 at 9:50 am | Permalink
Chris wrote:
So…when are we going to hook up?
Posted on 20-Feb-08 at 4:13 pm | Permalink
Amazing wrote:
Hey Yummi,
I really enjoyed browsing your blog, keep up the good work ;-)
oh and I was wonder are you in the States or Japan?
Posted on 25-Apr-08 at 10:41 pm | Permalink
sake wrote:
hey yummi, maybe you should make a video of yourself =p if you know what i mean
Posted on 18-Aug-08 at 8:53 am | Permalink
Erik wrote:
Hey Yummi, in a way i have to thank you for this blog.
I’ve never seen such strange stuff in my entire life, maybe some of what i’ve seen is needed to question my own sanity.
And damn, it’s often so offensive, i feel guilty browsing the page but also, im not here to look for pornographic material anyway, huh…
What i’ve seen here tumbles the head quite a few times to be sure!
And im a 18 year old saying this!
Posted on 23-Aug-08 at 12:18 pm | Permalink
Chaigeki wrote:
Erik, how did you even find this page if you weren’t looking for porn…
Anyways, I no longer actually look at porn because my girlfriend obviously doesn't like it,but I mostly come here for the lulz anyways… Also, sorry about the changing font, my pinyinput is being gay…
Posted on 02-Dec-08 at 1:11 pm | Permalink
Josh wrote:
I think it really would be nice to see your face. I’m sure you a very attractive girl.
Please? Just one for your fans?
Posted on 08-Dec-08 at 8:25 pm | Permalink
Shurai Unran wrote:
Interesting. Your English is good.
Your spambots are sloppy as monja. It is nice to keep things mixed up though.
Look out for me around the office, yume chan.
Posted on 10-Dec-08 at 2:27 am | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Well, yah, I hope so.
However, my Japanese is poor, isn’t it?
Posted on 12-Dec-08 at 7:07 pm | Permalink
Josh wrote:
I was wondering if there was any way I could contact you. I’d like to talk to you about something.
Posted on 26-Jan-09 at 1:30 pm | Permalink
kira wrote:
not to sound stupid but does stuff like that happen in japan all the time?
Posted on 04-Mar-09 at 5:48 pm | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Sure. What “stuff” are you interested in particular?
Posted on 05-Mar-09 at 2:15 am | Permalink
kira wrote:
stuff that in the us is considered 2 be sexual… is that a usual thing to happen?
Posted on 15-Mar-09 at 3:05 pm | Permalink
Cezar wrote:
Very Cool site, I was in Japan a few weeks ago, and liked it a lot, nonetheless I was intrigued with many things, I am looking forward to learn more here, Thanks Yummi
Posted on 21-Mar-09 at 5:36 am | Permalink
MBK wrote:
Wow i’m very surprised, you have a new fan… me :D. Your page is wonderful. Yeah may be i’m a little pervy, but i like the variety of the content.
Posted on 27-Jun-09 at 12:28 am | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
Thanks for the kind words MBK and you are more the welcome to be a little pervy with me sweetie.
Posted on 27-Jun-09 at 2:19 pm | Permalink
funtikar wrote:
u r lyk cyril.. the magic guy
Posted on 09-Dec-09 at 3:58 pm | Permalink
Yuumi wrote:
In one way I am like Cyril, the magic guy — We are both hafu (half Japanese).
Posted on 09-Dec-09 at 6:47 pm | Permalink
jc wrote:
i want to see more pics of your sister
Posted on 20-Feb-10 at 11:03 am | Permalink