Tofu is for pussies
Jim Rutz, founder of Megashift Ministries and a religion columnist for conservative news site WorldNetDaily.com, claims that eating tofu causes a “decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality” …soybeans=produce phytoestrogens, the plant version of estrogen...Read the article.

Who needs to make things up when real life offers….

fanzine Dildo! It’s the “I Love Pussy” issue, which features, among other things, the perfect recipe for pussy.
Apparently, Tofu Wu Wu - 1 block of soft tofu, 1 can of 100 per cent pineapple juice, and salt - tastes just like vagina.. she’d dress up as Knockers the Clown, sit on birthday cakes on stage and give lectures on the penises of the animal kingdom or objects found in human rectums.

Frankly guys, I can’t imagine what you are thinking about with these Japanese “Vagina-in-a-Can” (see below) when tofu or your hand is better. Buddha forbid, I also hear the half the people on Earth have a real vagina.