eBay trashes English language in sex doll shocker
Boasts ‘100% honorable person’s entire meat skin nature‘
The Register, by Lester Haines Friday 9th February 2007 12:48 GMT
NSFW Foreigners looking to offload products on eBay UK would do well to think twice before availing themselves of the tat bazaar’s translation service.
Try this description of the delightful “beautiful young girl overall person” sex doll. Lovers of the English language are advised to pour themselves the usual stiff brandy before reading on:

[Commodity synopsis]comes from honorable person’s -like overall sextual affection!
Correlation evaluation information: Lets her — ?? beautiful young girl overall person which you is worried
Because this construction cost is higher, therefore the different customer cannot provide the delivery payment, looks the consumer ??!
She is, height which becomes by the date ?? red star 1:1 whole body but actually membrane 95cm×50cm, body weight 18kg; The facial expression is lifelike; She has 100% honorable person’s entire meat skin nature, the human body flesh structure, the physiological structure, pliable but hard to break is suitable; His/her oral area, the breast, the g-enitals all are super are soft, regardless of is you comforts her, or she comforts you, your feeling all is unprecedented...more...